I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
until you’ve been married for years and you just grumble irritably “get that goddamn thing outta my ass! im tryin to fucking sleep!”
Hell no, I’ll always take that as a compliment! It’ll make me realize how attracted to me you still are! Never take it away!!! Press it up against my ass!
(Source: , via catnip-slip)